JELD-WEN's European "Strategic Review": Desperation or Masterstroke?
Okay, JELD-WEN is "reviewing strategic alternatives" for its European business. Translation: they're looking to sell. Or, maybe, desperately trying to find someone dumb enough to buy it.
Let's be real, "strategic review" is corporate code for "we need cash, and fast." They're spinning it like they're optimizing the portfolio, but the numbers don't lie. A $378 million net operating loss? Ouch.
And it's not like this is new. Layoffs in Iowa, shuttered plants in California and Wisconsin, and now potentially ditching a whole continent? What's next, selling the corporate HQ and moving into a double-wide trailer?
CEO William Christensen says the European business "has delivered strong performance." Okay, sure, compared to what? The North American dumpster fire?
They claim Europe accounts for 28% of global revenue. $1.1 billion. Not exactly chump change. So why even consider selling it? Unless... unless the "strong performance" is a carefully curated illusion. According to their official announcement, JELD-WEN is undertaking this review to "enhance shareholder value and streamline its operations" JELD-WEN Announces Strategic Review of its Europe Business.
Then again, maybe I'm just being cynical. Maybe they do have a brilliant plan to unlock "additional value." Maybe pigs will fly, too.
The official line is "market headwinds and price-cost pressures." Ah yes, the old reliable excuse. Inflation, tariffs, low demand... give me a break. Everyone's dealing with that crap. What are they doing wrong that their competitors ain't?

They saw a 13.4% decrease in net revenues. $125.2 million down the drain. It's like watching a slow-motion train wreck.
And the analyst downgrade? Barclays slashing the price target by 40%? That's gotta sting.
Seriously, though, are tariffs really to blame for all this? They're estimating a $45 million annualized impact. That's significant, sure, but it doesn't account for hundreds of millions in losses. Somethin' ain't adding up here.
Let's not forget the 850 people getting the axe in North America. Eleven percent of the workforce. Real people, with real families, getting thrown under the bus so the bigwigs can keep their bonuses. Charlotte manufacturer to lay off 850 people companywide amid revenue slump.
JELD-WEN was founded in Oregon in 1960, opened a Charlotte plant in '62, moved its HQ there in 2012. They were expanding just a few years ago! A Statesville plant in 2021, $7 million investment, promising 235 jobs. What a joke.
And, offcourse, it's always the same song and dance. "Optimizing our portfolio," "aligning resources," blah blah blah. It's all corporate jargon designed to mask the cold, hard reality: people are losing their jobs.
I remember when companies used to care about their employees. Now, it's all about short-term profits and shareholder value.
Look, I don't know what's going on behind closed doors at JELD-WEN. But this "strategic review" smells like a desperate attempt to stay afloat. And the worst part is, the people who will suffer the most are the employees who are just trying to make a living.
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